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KPSmistr
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Pridružen/-a: 21.01. 2006, 10:41
Prispevkov: 664
Kraj: Ljubljana
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+15 'C / 59 'F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10 'C / 50 'F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5 'C / 41 'F
Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0 'C / 32 'F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.
-5 'C / 23 'F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.
-10 'C / 14 'F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves.
-20 'C / -4 'F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30 'C / -22 'F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
-40 'C / -40 'F
Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.
-50 'C / -58 'F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-60 'C / -76 'F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.
-70 'C / -94 'F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.
-183 'C / -297.4 'F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
-273 'C / -459.4 'F
ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."
-300 'C / -508 'F
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song |
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Kyle: The what?
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tamchy
Diktatorjeva osebna pomočnica
Pridružen/-a: 02.05. 2006, 01:05
Prispevkov: 167
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| Objavljeno: 06 Jun 2006 20:15 Naslov sporočila: Re: Finci |
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-183 'C / -297.4 'F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
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VSAK IMA SVOJ KOŠČEK SVETA.
KDOR TO VE, IMA VES SVET. |
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Vegos
Generalmajor
Pridružen/-a: 04.04. 2006, 23:03
Prispevkov: 274
Kraj: Ljubljana, večinoma
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| Objavljeno: 07 Jun 2006 11:39 Naslov sporočila: |
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-300 'C / -508 'F
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song
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ORIGINAL SE GLASI TAKOLE:
Pekel zmrzne. Gorenjec sosedu posodi jurja.
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"And on the sixth day God created man. By the seventh day He´d realised his mistake. And ´BUGGER!´ was the word."
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tami
Brigadir
Pridružen/-a: 27.01. 2006, 12:15
Prispevkov: 158
Kraj: gorenjska
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| Objavljeno: 09 Jun 2006 18:31 Naslov sporočila: |
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-300 'C / -508 'F
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song
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ORIGINAL SE GLASI TAKOLE:
Pekel zmrzne. Gorenjec sosedu posodi jurja. |
To je res ja. Pa tud cela zadeva se gre o Gorenjcih in ne o Fincih. |
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