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KPSmistr
Diktator
Pridružen/-a: 21.01. 2006, 10:41
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Kraj: Ljubljana
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Situacija je taka: imamo ugrabljeno princesko, ki jo pazi "mogočen" zmaj. Metalci vsega sveta se združijo da bi jo rešili:
Power metal:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love with her in an enchanted forest.
Thrash metal:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
Heavy metal:
The protagonist arrives on a harley davidson bike, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess.
Folk metal:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordeons, violins, flutes and many more instruments, the dragon falls asleep (by all the dancing)... Then all leave... Without the princess
Viking metal:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns all the place before he leaves.
Death metal:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
Black metal:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle... Then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her... Then he impales the unvirgen princess.
Gore metal:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her... Then he fucks the dead
body, slashes her belly and eats her guts...
Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last
time.
Doom metal:
The protagonist arrives, sees the sizD
Grind metal:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
Industrial metal:
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
NU-Metal (EMO):
Protagonist arrives in pimpin' SUV and baggy pants. Dragon sees protagonist's nose ring and snickers. Protagonist whines about bad childhood where his beloved pet canary died and ever since he has been Broken, Numb,
Dead Inside, Thoughtless and not Alive. Dragon gets highly annoyed, and eats the protagonist. Princess thanks Dragon.
Enough said. Metal forever!
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Stan: Hey, guys. Do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Kyle: The what?
Cartman: What, is that like finding Jesus or something?
Nazadnje urejal/a KPSmistr 22 Jul 2006 12:29; skupaj popravljeno 1 krat |
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DelBoy
Partizan
Pridružen/-a: 22.02. 2006, 11:20
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| Mister...tole trebuh sesuje..... |
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Borec
Narodni heroj
Pridružen/-a: 25.01. 2006, 11:52
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Kraj: Ljubljana
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to je dobr....
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Hov
Polkovnik
Pridružen/-a: 07.04. 2006, 17:58
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Hov
Polkovnik
Pridružen/-a: 07.04. 2006, 17:58
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| pr nu metal je najbol |
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alison3492
Rdeči utrinek
Pridružen/-a: 15.01. 2015, 10:58
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| mistr ist der beste! |
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