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DelBoy
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Pridružen/-a: 22.02. 2006, 11:20
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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe strip chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through photos and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now" "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad dear" says the other. And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21" "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".
"He's a martyr too " says mum quietly.
"Oh, gracious me ...." Says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
He would be 18", she whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when
he first started school".
"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother
looks wistfully at the photographs and says ...
"They blow up so fast, don't they?" |
What do you call 100 white men chasing a black guy?
The PGA tour |
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Pridružen/-a: 14.05. 2006, 11:38
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Subject: POZOR črnci lažejo !!!
> > >
> > > Vprasa črnc bejbo:
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> > > -A bi ti fukala z mano
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> > > -E, ma ne bi...
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> > > -Zakaj ne!?
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> > > -Ker sm slišala da imate črnci fuul dolge
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> > > -Mah, kje, to sploh ni res. Js sploh nimam tolk
dovzga...
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> > > -Useen ne bi, hvala. Lah ti ga pa pofafam, če čes...?
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> > > -Ma ni treba, to lahk tut sam...
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Generalmajor
Pridružen/-a: 02.08. 2006, 22:06
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| Objavljeno: 07 Sep 2006 14:24 Naslov sporočila: |
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Hehe...
Gre kmet iz Jasenovca po cesti pa nos deske na ramenu, pa pride nasprot A.Pavelić pa prav: "Za dom!" Pa prav kmet: "Ne, za štalo!"
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Srbski partizan
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Pridružen/-a: 14.05. 2006, 11:38
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Hehe...
Gre kmet iz Jasenovca po cesti pa nos deske na ramenu, pa pride nasprot A.Pavelić pa prav: "Za dom!" Pa prav kmet: "Ne, za štalo!"
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A veš zaka Bosanc postavi radiator sred sobe ?
Zato da lahko ima centralno ogrevanje
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DelBoy
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Pridružen/-a: 22.02. 2006, 11:20
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What do you say when you see your tv floting around in the middle of the night.....
Nigga drop it!! |
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Generalmajor
Pridružen/-a: 02.08. 2006, 22:06
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- Grafit na crkvi "Udite slobodno, gazda je razapet"
- Ne bojim se pakla, vec sam u njemu.
- Grafit u kaficu iznad wc školjke: -Ne bacajte opuške u školjiku; ne pišamo ni mi
vama u pepeljare. Hvala..................osoblje
- Jebi si mater i bit ceš si brat.
- Neki piju od srece, neki od tuge, a mi pijemo od jutra.
- Zašto je Bog izmislio alkohol? -Da ružne cure ne ostanu djevice.
- Žena je za mene zakon.. Uh što volim rupe u zakonu!
- Uvijek govorim istinu. Cak i ako moram lagati da to ucinim.
- Nadam se da cu umrijeti mirno, kao moj djed (u snu), a ne kao putnici u njegovom autu.
- Živimo u doba kada pizza stigne prije do naše kuce nego policija. Se strinjam! 
- Svi muškarci su idioti. Udala sam se za njihovog kralja.
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DelBoy
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Pridružen/-a: 22.02. 2006, 11:20
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JB Tito
Rdeči utrinek
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pinky
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Pridružen/-a: 30.11. 2006, 21:20
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